That's it. I want to move to Bozeman, Montana. It just seems so much more peaceful there.

Bozeman and district police reports

• An intoxicated woman on West Oak Street was having personal problems with a neighbor. She was told to leave her neighbor alone.
• A man's "soon to be ex-wife" stole the hubcaps off his vehicle parked on Border Lane.
• A woman might have been poked with a needle while she was at a party.

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