speak no evil

Thu, 08 May 2008 00:01:20 GMT

I just started a new med today. Jesus cream colored Christ, What is anxiety again? In fact, what planet is this?

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 19:07:59 GMT

Mon, 21 May 2007 00:01:25 GMT

Mon, 14 May 2007 17:38:39 GMT

I haven't written in awhile. Sometimes I ffel like I give sooooooo much to everyone and get nothing and return, nor should I, and I don't expect or even want it, but somethimes I stretch myself too thin and I don't think that's agood thin. I just want to give so much to everybody teach everybody everything and in the meantime, I'm really quite alone.

pictures

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:07:47 GMT

NEW! Limited Edition Maine Barbies!

Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:18:16 GMT

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Body: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Maine Market:

Falmouth Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Portland stores. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus
SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.
Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Yarmouth Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Westbrook Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.
This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in
cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cape Elizabeth Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and
country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of
them.

Waterville Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchuse her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

SugarLoaf Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends
at the lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.

Old Orchard Beach Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Newport Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes lowrise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.

Portland Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not
want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Farmington Barbie
This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV, complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll also comes with his own mountain bike and dog.

Biddeford Barbie
This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken
and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Augusta barbie
This chain smoking, beer chugging model has a low rise jeans complete with muffin tops, for that extra something to hold on to. She has a lower back tattoo, cuz she's kinda slutty like that. She drives a 1995 ford probe, and thinks she can dance better then you can. She comes complete with drug-dealing Ken, who doesn't have a car or his license b/c he's on probation. Navel piercing sold separately

Bangor Barbie
This Barbie comes with tangled hair and missing teeth. She is sporting LA Gear sneakers, Tapered Jeans and a B.U.M equipment
belly shirt. Bangor Barbie is also available with bearded Ken who serves as her cousin/boyfriend.

Give A Laugh, Get A Laugh....

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:42:48 GMT

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Mon, 14 Aug 2006 18:07:44 GMT

my Lady and I

just me

My girl and I just got new camera phones so we've been having fun. We have a family plan, ain't that cute?

WHOOOOAAAA NELLY!!!!!

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 17:20:05 GMT

Fri, 12 May 2006 15:17:59 GMT

Wed, 10 May 2006 05:21:27 GMT

This is me

Mon, 01 May 2006 04:24:09 GMT

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 23:22:27 GMT

1. Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
I can't even remember

2. How did you get the idea for your profile name?
It just came to me

3. What song are you playing now?
none
4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Rudolph Valentino hahahaha

5. What color underwear are you wearing?
black

6. Do you want a baby?
probably not

7. What did you do this morning?
I ran to the bank to pay for a half ounce of hydrophonic happiness

8. What does your dad do for a living?
Ebay bitches

9.Where do you work?
a shoe store

10. What are your plans for the weekend?
Work, doing my lady

11. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
87

12. What was the last concert you attended?
Cambiata

13. Who was with you?
can't recall

14. What was the last movie you watched?
V for Vendetta

15. Who do you dislike at the moment?
Meh, nobody, I've let go of all my grudges.

16. What food do you crave right now?
nothing.

17. Did you dream last night?
damned if I know

18. What was the last TV show you watched?
A documentary about WW2 on the History Channel

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Too many to list

20. What is to the left of you?
the couch

21. What was the last thing you ate?
beans

22. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
Andrew March

23. Who last IM'd you?
my lady

24. Are you on any medication?
not anymore, I shook it loose

25. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
left.

26. What color shirt are you wearing?
black

27. What color is your razor?
purple

28. What is your favorite frozen treat?
I don't like sweet things

29. How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
I have my ears pierced and my monroe

30. What's your favorite store?
Does Ebay count?

31. Are you thirsty right now?
a little.

32. Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
I don't think it's legal?

33. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
I'd rather not say

34. What did you do last night?
I worked like I do every night.

35. Do you care what people think about you?
nope.

36. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
yeah sure

37. Do you like your nose?
no I have no opinion

38. What color is your bedroom?
I have wooden walls

39. When was the last time you worked out?
today moving

40. What are your font colors on AIM?
black.

41. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
yes

42. Where do you live?
Lewiston currently

43. Are you an aggressive driver?
Well, I did manage to plow through the mall

44. Who is your cell phone carrier?
us cellular

45. Do you like the person who posted this last?
sure

46. What is across the room from you?
a record player

47. What is the biggest thing you'd want to change about yourself?
I'm working on it

49. What do you smell like right now?
pear

50. What is your favorite color?black I guess, I like deeper colors
red,black,

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:06:36 GMT

Things have been getting distinctively better for me as of late.

confessionsssss.........this is hilarious

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 17:23:09 GMT

http://www.notproud.com

This one reminded me of my sister

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 22:27:20 GMT

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs9.html

fucking genius...hahaha

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:31:42 GMT

http://www.livejournal.com/community/spockandharry/

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 03:56:30 GMT

I talk to myself because it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.....

I started another job at Arby's. Good thing it's only part time or I'd probably crack. I really need the extra funds though-paying for my apartment is expensive, even with my roommate helping. Also I need it for school. Damn books are so expensive. Hopefully I'll be going back fulltime this spring, I'm actually thinking of moving into the dorms in Portland then. Wouldn't that be lovely?

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 01:07:24 GMT

Well, I had my first legal drink a fortnight ago...we went to the pub, where I witnessed my first bar fight. Ayuh.

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 16:10:22 GMT

Well, I haven't cut at all in 2 months now. (Pats on shoulder) I'm fairly proud of myself. The scars are pretty bad, so if I wear short sleeves, (hey, it's sweltering up here) I get strange looks, but oh, well. Actually, some cashier at the groccery store the other day had the nerve to ask me in an exceptionally rude, nasal voice, "Oh my god, what happened to your arms?" I felt like crap.

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 04:36:12 GMT

I am so happy.

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 19:48:24 GMT

10 years ago: getting into trouble
5 years ago: a sophmore in high school...shudder
1 year ago: thought I was gay....boy was I wrong
Yesterday: job hunting
Today: being lazy, hoping someone in particular will call me
5 snacks I enjoy:
1. broccoli
2. anything salty
3. pears
4. microwave popcorn
5. beer

5 bands/singers that I know the lyrics of most of their songs:
1. Fantomas
2. The Ramones
3. Cat Power
4. Rasputina
5. Peggy Lee

5 things I?d do with $100 million:
1. pay all my bills
2. get my license or a super sweet bike-mine sucks
3. go AWAY to college
4. pay back my parents
5. buy a big kid bed

5 locations I?d like to run away to:
1. Ireland
2. Scotland
3. Germany
4. England
5. Seattle

5 bad habits
1. running away
2. putting things off
3. lying to myself
4. having sex too soon in relationships
5. being a spendthrift

5 things i like doing:
1. drawing
2. wire sculpting
3. sleeping
4. camping
5. kissing

5 things I would never wear:
1. pastels
2. jogging clothes
3. bright colors
4. anything unfitted or baggy
5. anything with stupid phrases or cutesy graphics on it

5 TV shows I like:
1. The Simpsons
2. Black Adder
3. Monty Python
4. Red Dwarf
5. goodnight Sweetheart

5 movies I like:
1. Requiem for a Dream
2. Fight Club
3. Fargo
4. American Beauty
5. Little Voice

5 famous people I'd like to meet:
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Louis Armstrong
3. Rowan Atkinson (shut up)
4. Eva Cassidy
5. Himmler

5 biggest joys at the moment:
1. not being afraid to go to sleep
2. seeing Nate again
3. getting a new roommate
4. getting over a jerk
5. smoking up less

5 favorite toys:
1. my antiques
2. My books
3. my wire
4.
5.

5 things i need to do:
1. get over my overwhelming anxiety
2. be less selfish
3. tell someone something
4. get my monroe repierced
5. get a new corset!

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:12:21 GMT

I just want things to be back the way they were before... I ruin everything. Way to be vague, eh?

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 16:58:17 GMT

What the hell have I done?

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 22:32:43 GMT

I hate my job. I'd rather be a chimney sweep.